“How are you doing?”

I called my good friend Kathy this morning and asked her, “how are you doing?”

And she said, “I’ll tell you what I’ve told everyone since yesterday morning:”

“I’m doing great.”

“I just had my DNA tested and I’m lilly white.”

“And I can trace my ancestry back to the 1600s.

“So I know I’m not going to be deported.”

“And I inherited a bunch of money.”

“So I know that Donald, Mitch, Paul, and John will take good care of me.”

“And so I’m doing great.”

“I hope you and your family are doing great, too,” she said.

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