I called my good friend Kathy this morning and asked her, “how are you doing?”
And she said, “I’ll tell you what I’ve told everyone since yesterday morning:”
“I’m doing great.”
“I just had my DNA tested and I’m lilly white.”
“And I can trace my ancestry back to the 1600s.
“So I know I’m not going to be deported.”
“And I inherited a bunch of money.”
“So I know that Donald, Mitch, Paul, and John will take good care of me.”
“And so I’m doing great.”
“I hope you and your family are doing great, too,” she said.